New Watchtower and Awake magazines!
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New Watchtower magazine seriesFAMILY LIFEHow to successfully destroy familiesShunning your loved onesYour spouse demands oral sex? Report himPROPHECY FOR TODAYCharles Russel; the great uninspired prophet of our timeHow to prophecy falsely and never take responsibilityMichael Jackson: Russell's prophecy on the restitution of skin color for the new world finaly came to passCHRISTENDOM NEWSWhy the Wt org joined ecumenical talksThe Cath Church, not so pagan after allBenny Hinn's 2009 tour of Kingdom hallsWhy the pope joined the governing bodyHOME COMPANIONSWhat should you do if your pet snake starts to talk to you about eating fruit?How finely should you rip your Wts for your cat litter?How fine should it be ripped so it won't get brainwashedTeach you parrot brainwashing quotes before sending it to the vetWRITER'S JOURNALHow to write your own version of the Bible with no knowledge of ancient languagesHow to manipulate the meening of Hebrew and GreekJohannes Greber's N.T., a great place to startSATANIC EDITIONJohannes Greber, man of the centuryHow he helped make the NWT possibleThe satanic bible, an accurate versionWhy satanists should join the Wt orgKITCHENS & BATHROOMSHow many Wt mags are needed to replace a toilet paper roll?Adding lotion in our paper to make it softer for your ass10 useful ways to use our magazines in your kitchen & bathroomJIHAD TODAYIs the 7th Armageddon arriving soon?How bloody will it be?Will Allah be involved?Will apostates survive this one also?HOMOSEXUALITY TODAYNew light on homosexuality?The new "NWT" for gaysGay governing body members come out of the closetHow to find a gay partner in your cong.SCIENCEAstronomer locate Jehovah on the star Alcyone in the constellation of the Pleiades. Yes he's black!PAGAN EDITIONCool Christmas decorationsIf you can't beat them, join themPyramidology, the how to guideFINANCIAL EDITIONWhy you should invest in the Wt societyStore up your treasures in heaven; give it to us, we're going thereHow to cheat the government of millions by registering your business as a religionAre banks a safe place to put your money?FOR ADULTS10 pages of sexy SerenaMasturbation, is it for Christians? The governing body members are doing itNew light on oral sex?Why there are no windows in kingdom hallsTHE CHEF10 blood pudding recipies that will fool your eldersWhen making blood pudding, which fractions should you use?TODAY'S ENTREPRENEURHow we built a successful cultStart your own cultNew franchise opportunities for control freaksOur analysts can tell you if your cult will surviveWhich fear tacticts work best?THE PEDA FILESAre the elders watching your childrenPedarast? Have you considered becoming an elder?Want a promotion in our ranks? Here's howBeen abused by an elder? Sorry! You need 2 witnesses
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READ!@#$%^&*(*&^%!^&*(*&^%$@#$%*(*&^%$________________Q&A1. Why are you so awsome?It's obvious.2. Why are you so cool? It's obvious.3. Why can't you spell obvious right?Shut up.4. You Suck.That's not a question and go back to doing your mom.5. You suck with a camera.That's my little brother and he is 7, shutup.6. Can I marry you?Are you ugly?
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