Bison Comaneci!

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Britni performs a popular Japanese gag with a special flair.

Bison Log: Rap Music Video

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Hilarious Rap about a guy and his giant cock.-----------------------Bison LogJose DeFariaCANCEROUS BJOJ Productions2008-----------------------Lyrics:I walk down the halls of my high schoolRumors fly, Girls cry, and kids try to look coolAnd some kids think a hoe is a garden toolBut I got something that makes everybody droolThing is, I got a secret that no one knowsI got a bison log that reaches my toesA Bison log, you ask what the hell is thatIts my weapon for bedroom combatIt's a flag pole if you need itIt's a bridge across a river if you need itIt's a baseball bat if you need itAnd it feels really good when you beat itI've got a bison log, bison logI've got a bison log, bison logI've got a bison log, bison logI've got a bison log, bison logI've got a big ol' throbbin cockEvery superhero has a superpowerWell I got a dick that's as big as a towerI'm packin' more than heat when I go into the clubSo you better stay away if you only got a stubCause once I pick a girl off the floorShe finds my bison log hard to ignoreIts only a few seconds until I scoreThen I give it to her when she screams for moreIt's a airplane if you need itIt's a jump rope if you need itIt's a microwave oven if you need itAnd it feels really good when you beat it.I've got a bison log, bison logI've got a bison log, bison logI've got a bison log, bison logI've got a bison log, bison logI've got a big ol' throbbin cockI can only get dome from a girl in RomeCause my dick stretches halfway around the globeMy Bison Log even's got its own zip codeBut get outta the way, its about to explodeCause every time I ejaculateCities and towns evacuateThe flood I make is a natural disasterIt's the price I pay for being a masterIt's a step ladder if you need itIt's a saxophone if you need itIt's a rocket ship if you need itAnd it feels really good when you beat itI've got a bison log, bison logI've got a bison log, bison logI've got a bison log, bison logI've got a bison log, bison logI've got a big ol' throbbin cockI want what's yours and you want what's mineWell I got a bison log that is divineDon't want to hear you whine, when I ain't got timeYou want this Bitch, then get in lineCause I get what I want wherever I goWhether its Spain, the Ukraine, or MexicoWalk up to a girl, and say my name is JoséI got a Bison Log that es muy grandeIt's an AK-47 if you need itIt's the Canterbury Tales if you need itIt's a rubix cube if you need itAnd it feels really good when you beat itI've got a bison log, bison logI've got a bison log, bison logI've got a bison log, bison logI've got a bison log, bison logI've got a big ol' throbbin cockGirls want RomanceI just wanta chanceSo I unzip my pantsThey only need a glanceAt my giant lanceIt put em in a tranceWe get in the stanceSo we can advanceWe get into the bedThen I make her spreadNow she turnin' red"Faster" she saidShe starts to glowI feel the flowIts all good belowShe only says whoa! (whoa!)She wants to take it slowI tell her noSo we take it to the floWe movin to and froAll night we goUntil the rooster crowB I S O N to the L O GIt's what I got and what the bitches needB I S O N to the L O GIt's what I got and what the bitches needB I S O N to the L O GIt's what I got and what the bitches needB I S O N to the L O GIt's what I got and what the bitches need---------------------Inspired by the video styles of Jon LaJoie and Bo Burnham.

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