A Jonas Novel Book 1 Chapter 3

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Jessica:Nocked-up sluts, like your mother are usualy in bars where assholes, like you daddy, get wasted and screw them! Hense how you came into this world.*Penny smirked*Penny:At least I don't have a kid on the way!Jessica:And you think I do?!?! Wow, just when I thought you coudn't get any stupider.Penny:Your best friend is!Jessica:Erika?! You think Erika's pregnant?!?!*Jessica luaghed in Penny's face*Penny:I don't think, I know!Jessica:Whatever, tramp!Penny:Slut!Jessica:Bitch!Penny:Wannabe!Jessica:Has-been!Penny:Never-was!Jessica:Prostatute!Penny:Flat-chested!Jessica:Bra-stufer!*Jessica walked away, and found a payphone and diled a number*Jessica:Hey... is this Reighan?Reighan:Yeah, Jessica? Is that you?Jessica:Yeah, um, I need a favor.Reighan:You're not pregnant, are you?Jessica:No! I can't do it anymore! Please, can I live with you?Reighan:No... I'm being evicted.Jessica:What?!?! Of all the times to screw up, you choose the time that I need you the most!Reighan:It's not my fualt! Scott was hiding the bills!Jessica:Scott?! You're back with him?!?!Reighan:He apologized, he's changed!Jessica:No guy can 'change', Reighan! He cheated on you with some random stripper!Reighan:I know! But he's different now!Jessica:Whatever! It's your life, you can screw it up if you want!*Jessica hung up the phone, and started back towards the library*

not knowing EP 3

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I woke up only to find the tv blasting and morgans head on my shoulder drooling. I searched around the couch with my hand until I found the clicker and swichted the tv off. "morgan… get off my shoulder" I said pushing her head of me." I love you elmo don't go!!!!!" she yelled out and fell off the couch " the only thing that's going is you If you don't SHUT UP" she rolled her eyes at me. I got up to go check on the kids, when I got to there room there was no one it. After standing there like an ass for 10 seconds I came out to the place were morga was waving my arms like an idiot. " THE KIDS,THE KIDS THERE GONE!!!!!" I scremed coming to stop infront of morgan." wow……. You've finely cracked" " NO THERE NOT THERE….. GO CHECK" I yelled morgan went to there room with me fallowing here. She went over to MICHELLE'S bed witch was to the left of the room. She picked up something and came walking to me with a pail face."what???" I asked "Mackenzie, did you ever tell them about joe???" "NO why" I started to panic " because of this…" she said this while sticking a magazine in my face I took the magazine from her, when I saw what it was my heart skiped a beat. It was open to page that said jonas brothers burning up concert, and it had all the dates lined up and were they were going to be. And to my horror nyc 6:45 was ciclerd. With hayden and Michell (while the thing with morgan and Mackenzie)\they both had gotten to the lobby when they ran into a young lady about 20 or so.“ where do you kids think your going” the lady asked “ were goning to the jonas brothers concert and …..” but before she could finish hayden put his had over her mouth. The lady looked at them funny, nbut decided to ignore it because they were so young. “ well aren’t you kinda young to be going to the jonas brothers concert by your self” “well were like someone in there” hayden said in a shy voice/“ you mean you know someone there” the lady corrected him“yepppp” MICHELLE said “ well I work back there so I could take you if you want???” she asked“ sure!!!” michelle said “ well don’t you think that you should ask your mother if its ok” she asked “ no!!!!!” the kids both yelled“ummm????” “Can we go now” michelle asked “I gusses” And before you know it they were on there way to the jb concert, but don’t worry theres more drama coming soon. ( sorrys this ones kinda bad)

this is me EP 1

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I was sitting on my friends bed laying on my back looking at the wall or should I say the Jonas wall, I swear I think she has a disease or something. She has at least 200 posters not including the little cut outs of there heads, I pray for her. Although one of them, is very…. hot Oh whats his name knick, fick, lick, chick……. Oh wait its nick. Wait then were in the living name of good did I get the other names from, maybe I should start praying for myself to. I mean hes fifteen like me although I can bet a millon dollars that I’ve been fifteen longer then him well exactly 299,999,999 older then him, but that little thing is secret a big one ,one that know ones knows. Now that I think about my hole life Is a secert and its been like that for 3 millon years, I’ve friends be born I’ve also seen them die. It’s so hard to have friends when you know that you half to leave them some time and forget them no matter how hard you try. This time it’s going to be so hard Emily was my best friend ever and when I say ever I do mean over 3 millon years. Okay, now that you have heard part of pitty story yes part we will get on with laying on Emily’s bed.“ "oh.... My...good”" Emily said while she burst through her door, and scared me half to death and unfortullay I jumped up so fast that it was unormal and lets just say that if you have blinked you would have missed it.“ "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT"” she yelled at me who was now standing up .“ "I’m sorry" I said “"you scared the shit out of me"” “ "you are...... You know what NEVER MIND"” she said “ "I scared you because my mom won 2 tickets and back stage passes to what show?”" she was getting more excited by the minute.“ "barney?"” I gussed while sitting back down on her bed, and she stood there in awe. As much as I love her I don’t get her.“ "NO!!!, the jonas brothers!!!"” she squelled and started to jump up and down “"oh"” I said “ "your coming with me, toni”" she said, toni isn’t my really name it’s Antoinette I know its an old name, but I’m old gal.“great” I was trying to add excitement to my words, I mean I wanted to go but my parents would not let me go because they think that I will lose controll of my powers and be discorved….. And do you know what I think about that, blah blah blah.“ "you know what? I’ll go" I said“ "but don’t you half to ask your parents though"” she asked“ "we’ll see about that"” I said, but in my brain I had an Idea boiling......Stay tuned next time

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