Jokesmoke - Fat rap
- Length: 4:2
- Rating: 5.00 (8 ratings)
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- Author: Jokesmoke3
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This is the fat rap yeeeeea! Lyrics:*im fat, and im proud... bitch this is the fat rap. its on, i just orderd the meal... get ready to role*this is the fat rap i will swallow my food.i just eat for comfort in my sad eating mood.living in mcdonalds and got a big butt-crack.i am a male but still got pritty nice rack.my jeans they dont fit anymore!i have to wear sweatpants to make room for more!i am so big that XXL is tight.i got 3 chins and i got celiulites.i eat real butter and i love pie.i am a real man im not afraid to die.i know ill go to heaven cause i have a soul.thats why i eat fat food with high kolestorol!still im not a loser, no i have a bitch.why u may ask? cause im fat and rich.i spend more money then titanic leakes water.you know that is the way i caughther.and now shes mine, she do what i say.if i say; shave my ass she says okay!and she is so cute because she love my stretch marks.she thinks they are a work of art.and after we have sex she take a smoke,i go out and order some fries and a coke.and i will be satisfied for a bit.how can it be bad for my heart if im in love with it?people ask us how we do in the bedroom.i say move over bitch and make some room.then ill lift up my belly and you will sit down.ill jiggle my fat and that will move you around.and then u just start to vibrate abit,then u will scream im comming holy shit!and u will drool and moan and proberly spit.then u will colaps and ye that is it!this is the fat rap i superzie my food.and im known as the bottomless vortex dude.i eat very much what can i say?im banned for life at the all-you-can-eat-bufféand i have passed the point that i can never go back,to live with the ordinary happy meal pack.so to all you big mac's pray that we never meet.cause if i se u i will E-A-T! (i will eat you because im F-A-T!)but i havnt always been fat you know.u wanna know the story okay here we go.i was a little kid and i was small.i was really skinny and tall.and then one day i saw this signmcdonalds come and stand in line.so i went over there and i bought me a mac.then i couldnt resist i just had to go back!and i started to go there and eat some treats.and before i knew i couldnt se my feet.but i didnt mind cause i had a blast.as long as its cheap,good and fast!but now everybody lets get back to reality,to be really honest i dont mind the kalories.i cruise around with my fingers all greecy.i fool around with my breath who is cheesy.im so big i supersize the supersize,and i order a extra burger and fries.i want some icecream for desert and some jelly.no i dont need any table i have my belly.this is the fat rap i superzie my food.and im known as the bottomless vortex dude.i eat very much what can i say?im banned for life at the all-you-can-eat-bufféand i have passed the point that i can never go back,to live with the ordinary happy meal pack.so to all you big mac's pray that we never meet.cause if i se u i will E-A-T!#83 - Most Discussed (Today)#9 - Most Discussed (Today) - Komedi#55 - Most Discussed (This Week) - Komedi#67 - Top Favorited (Today)#5 - Top Favorited (Today) - Komedi#29 - Top Favorited (This Week) - Komedi#66 - Top Rated (Today)#6 - Top Rated (Today) - Komedi#16 - Top Rated (This Week) - Komedi
The King at URI
- Length: 8:27
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- Author: NartFOpc
Tags: burger funny halloween king pranks URI
The Burger King invades Hope Dining Hall at the University of Rhode Island and some other businesses for Halloween 2008, and to offer everybody some delicious burgers and reverse pickpocketing.Number of people who took the burger: 1Number of people who took the Monopoly money: 7Music is Money for Nothing by Dire Straights.
Funny Burger King Commercial
- Length: 0:31
- Rating: 5.00 (6 ratings)
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- Author: rapsfanx20
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Funny Burger King Commercial
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